Surgeons must be very careful. When they take the knife! Underneath their fine incisions, stirs the Culprit Life!
Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
If doctors ever tell you that you've 'flipped out,' don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me 'the Man' is behind this.
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard I know, they're called doctors.
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.
Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into patients of whom they know nothing.