She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.
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Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.?
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No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.
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When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?
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I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.
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When a whirlwind romance ends with the couple getting killed by a tornado, it is proof that love is a force of nature.
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
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Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.
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He should probably make love to her.
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Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on the slick ground reverberated in his gut. He wanted to turn around and tell her to shut the hell up. She sounded as though she was having sex. Good sex.
The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan. Dylan lifted himself up and looked over the back of his seat.
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
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Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.
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What sort of look are you going for? Damn, how did he answer this? Somethingnormal, he finally said.
Ah, damn it, lass,'he called after her. 'I've busted my stitches wide open.''What?'she cried, hurrying back to him. 'Let me see!''Ah-ha!' He snared her around the waist, dragging her down with him to his lap.'You still care for me!
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You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.
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Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.
Excuse me, your attention please. He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him. For a split second his impulse control kicked in, but by then his mouth was fully engaged. For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex.
He tends to go for girls who are-Shelby, honey? Put your hands over your ears for just a sec. Back into the phone he said, He likes the real slutty ones. Ow! He yelled when he received a whop to the back of the head.
There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free. Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening.
She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.
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He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable
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