Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.
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Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.
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It is proved.. That things cannot be other than they are, for since everything was made for a purpose, it follows that everything is made for the best purpose.
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The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.
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I suppose that saves us from having to determine what to do with a butler who goes around killing people. It certainly reflects badly upon our domestic staff. Still, I shall miss him. There was a man who knew how to brew a good cup of tea.
Alice is fictional. This isn't.
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Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption.
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Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')
A satirist is never certain whether he/she will be acclaimed or punished.
But by what I have gathered from your own relation, and the answers I have with much pains wrung and extorted from you, I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.
A Harvey Nicks chick with throwaway morals and a trustfund appetite.
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It was madness to leave without your useless shit. You came in with it, you left with it--that was how it worked. What would you use to clutter a new office with if not your useless shit? We could remember Old Brizz with this box of useless shit, shifting the box from arm to arm as he talked with the building guy. Of course, Old Brizz never had an office again. His useless shit really was useless. He had cause to leave his useless shit behind. But his was a rare case. All things considered, it was better to take your useless shit with you.
I suppose that in no educational institution can one become an educated person.
Processions, meetings, military parades, lectures, waxwork displays, film shows, telescreen programs all had to be organized; stands had to be erected, effigies built, slogans coined, songs written, rumours circulated, photographs faked.
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I replied that England (the dear place of my nativity) was computed to produce three times the quantity of food, more than its inhabitants are able to consume,.. But, in order to feed the luxury and intemperance of the males, and the vanity of the females, we sent away the greatest part of our necessary things to other countries, from whence in return we brought the materials of diseases, folly, and vice, to spend among ourselves. Hence it follows of necessity that vast numbers of our people are compelled to seek their livelihood by begging, robbing, stealing, cheating, pimping, forswearing, flattering, suborning, forging, gaming, lying, fawning, hectoring, voting, scribbling, freethinking.
Pwede nga ring yung TV ang may sumpa. Dahil ang TV, para ring drugs, pero ligal. Isipin mo, bakit isa ito sa mga unang-unang ipinupundar ng mga Pilipino kahit gaano sila kahirap? Kasi malaking tulong ang telebisyon para lumimot. Para tumakas sa realidad. Kahit mag-isa ka lang sa bahay, nababawasan ang lungkot kung may TV. Nakakatanggal-buryong kung wala kang trabaho. Mas entertaining kesa sa diyaryo, at mas accessible kesa sa sine. Pwede rin itong tagapag-alaga ng mga anak mo. Pwedeng ulam kung sakto lang ang budget pambili ng ng bigas. At pwedeng bintana kung parang bartolina lang ang tirahang tinutulugan ng mag-anak mo, dahil may magaganda itong lugar at magagandang tao. Kumpleto sa sayawan, kantahan, tawanan, pantasya, at boksing. Burado ang mga suliranin mo. Pag sinuswerte ka, pwede ka pang manalo.
It was in this pub he'd learnt that, contrary to the belief of the majority of those laying bets, it possible to flatten a hundred frogs with a hammer in less than thirty seconds. In short, it was a pub with a reputation. And very slimy walls.
Irreverence is our only sacred cow.
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Akthent on thee latht thyllable.
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To be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, ans that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impoitently happy.
She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.
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Though firm, we are never too firm, though we love fun, we never have fun in a silly way that makes us appear ridiculous, unless that is our intent.
You will be very visible in the company photo, also the website and any other marketing materials. There's no way to avoid it. The photo will only be scheduled when you are in the office, so don't try pretending to be sick. They'll wait for you.
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Attend to your Configuration.
More militerry, less skools.
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