Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.
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Don't ask silly questions if you don't want foolish answers.
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Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill.
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Mix a little foolishness with your prudence It's good to be silly at the right moment.
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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often just to save it from drying out completely.
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
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No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them deliberately.
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Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.
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Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if we're put here on earth to show how silly they aren't.
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Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a mumble-gumble song, Whistle through your comb. Do a loony-goony dance'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the worldThat ain't been there before.
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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal
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Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife; This simple boon I beg of Fate - A thousand years of Middle Life
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It's like an American tradition. A person gets successful and then he's supposed to change for the worse. It's silly.
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My revenue is the silly cheat
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Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don't quite know how to put our love into words
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.
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Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got.. This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'
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The petty economics of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor
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Celebrate your success and find humor in your failures. Dont take yourself so seriously. Loosen up and everyone around you will loosen up. Have fun and always show enthusiasm. When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song.
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In the wild struggle for existance, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
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