If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
Carroll Bryant
Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
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There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
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Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
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I think a person can do one of two things in life.. Make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by something bad. It's just up to the individual on how much of that bad you want to define who you are where it should be that YOU define who you are.
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The last word of love is.. Goodbye.
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If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.
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Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
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The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
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I'm not a type-O.. Don't delete me.
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When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
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Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.
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I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.
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I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
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