The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (on Frank Sinatra)
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap
He had a style that nobody else had, and I think when you're separate from the rest, it makes you kind of special.
When he did his monologues, it was always about the public and what was happening, right up before airtime, ... Hope and Humor.
The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.
I'm pleased to have been chosen by Coach G. and the team. I know they'll do me proud. If not, I'm going to invite them to leave Tucson and come to one of my Las Vegas shows, and then make them sit outside in the desert and let them watch their skates melt.
He's Perry Como's kid by another marriage.
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
I do situations and make fun of authority and life.
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.