Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?-Sergeant Schlock
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Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
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Ennesby, get the Serial Peacemaker to the beach for dustoff. Dustoff? You're going to run away from three guys?No, I'm going to kill or capture those three guys, and then run away from the Police.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn
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Yes, but none of them can steal my ship. None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time.-Captain Tagon
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You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being. It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.-Admiral Breya Andreyasn
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Doctor, come quickly. Nick got in a fight with an elephant!Oh my! Do I need the cryo-kit?Maybe, but I don't think the elephant will fit in it.-Doctor Bunnigus
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Bring the prisoners with you, and meet me on the beach. You know, wide open spaces aren't the best places for interrogation. No, but they're great places for landing warships.-Captain Andreyasn
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Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your owm 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.-Doctor Bunnigus
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Being a mercenary, though.. Hey, we just go wherever there's a mixture of money and trouble, and everyone in the galaxy is a potential customer. Even the people you're paid to shoot at?Well, yeah. There are customers we serve, and customers we service.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn
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Maxim 10: Sometimes the only way out is through.. Through the hull.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
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The way you blunder from one catastrophe to the next, it's a wonder the whole galaxy doesn't hate you. The galaxy is a big place, General. You provincial military types don't get far enough out to really see that.-General Tagon
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