Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Howard Tayler
Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
funny military humour rules-to-live-by
Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
funny enemies caution humour rules-to-live-by
Where's your sense of adventure?It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi.-Captain Tagon
funny self-preservation humour
Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.-Sergeant Schlock
funny violence panic gun humour
Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock
funny rules humour rules-to-live-by elephant
The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!I guess that explains their rich military history, then.-Ennesbey
funny military contradictions artificial-intelligence humour
funny sci-fi mockery humour rules-to-live-by
Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.-Petey
funny espionage vocabulary humour spy
As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.-Captain Tagon
funny honesty military enemy humour
Maxim 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
funny military humour
Maxim 4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Maxim 16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
funny names teeth humour rules-to-live-by
Maxim 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
funny violence humour rules-to-live-by
Ennesby, get the Serial Peacemaker to the beach for dustoff. Dustoff? You're going to run away from three guys?No, I'm going to kill or capture those three guys, and then run away from the Police.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn
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