You'd tell the world what your best friend wore to sleep if you thought it made a good enough story.
Patricia Briggs
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
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It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
Civilization is vastly overrated.
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Any idiot can put up a website.
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Intelligent men are dangerous.
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Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach, I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.
Are you going to tell me what that was about? Adam asked as we went back upstairs. Sometime, I told him. When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.
Women are sneaky.
Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
[C]hildren were a much more difficult audience than adults because no on had yet had a chance to teach them that it was better to be polite than honest.
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I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not.
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What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien.
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You are a sick, sick man, I told him. Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest.
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