Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation.
Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.
I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on yet. Here's what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say 'Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet'
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
It's [the internet] like the flu it just spreads like crazy.
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.
The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it.
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.
We're making a major move of the Internet, and runway.polo.com is a natural extension of both polo.com and our collection business.
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The next day he sent me a huge package of lobsters on ice. How low can you stoop?
Few influential people involved with the Internet claim that it is a good in and of itself. It is a powerful tool for solving social problems, just as it is a tool for making money, finding lost relatives, receiving medical advice, or, come to that, tradi
Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing. It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.
Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos, two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished.
You affect the world by what you browse.
The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.