Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity.. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons onyour head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweaterreal quick.
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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. She was known as a two bagger. That's when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks
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There was endless action not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.
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Overall the fundamentals seem to be there and he's obviously got a very mature head on his shoulders. He's got a kind of presence.
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Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
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I paint my own reality. The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.
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Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
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Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and.. Walk in and see and uh.. If you don't have my money for me, I'll.. Crack your f***in' head wideopen in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
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Military weapons are the means used by the Sage to punish violence and cruelty, to give peace to troublous times, to remove difficulties and dangers, and to succor those who are in peril. Every animal with blood in its veins and horns on its head will fig
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Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the hunger.
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If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
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Ray D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.
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Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or ever will be spoken or written as long as I keep my senses, at least.
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Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode.
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Knowing that everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying of the light that's what motivates me all the time.. If you hold that sense of futility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You can still be aware of it but find a place for it where you can actually exist comfortably and enjoy things.
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I steer my bark with hope in the head, leaving fear astern. My hopes indeed sometimes fail, but not oftener than the forebodings of the gloomy.
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The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide.
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He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs in his ear, a tail down his neck, a cap on his head (backward).
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From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
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There's a deep fly ball.. Winfield goes back, back.. His head hits the wall.. It's rolling towards second base.
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Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin..
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