UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.
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My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.
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Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious
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For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.
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People tend to take things spoken as a joke seriously and things spoken seriously as a joke..
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For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.
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You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.''''I just applied for a job as a tree,'' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.
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When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at, they feel so pity for us on the success of their plans.
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Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming.
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... I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.
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What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!
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I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
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If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
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