Royko said it was the worst thing anybody could ever do to him,.. Here he had been gratuitously nasty, and the guy calls up and makes a joke about it. He said it was totally disarming. It was also totally brilliant.
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If they don't like a decision, they say the judge is corrupt. It's not a joke. It's dangerous and unfair. I think that undermines the public's faith in the judiciary.
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People may say it was meant as a joke and maybe we're being fuddy-duddies. But we don't see it like that. There is a basic lack of respect involved here. You always respect the opposition, whoever they may be - captain of England or captain of Azerbaijan.
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I had already told them what I wanted to tell them during the first timeout. After the second one I asked if anyone had a clean joke they wanted to tell.
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My patients joke with me. They ask me, 'Doctor, am I living longer yet?' I say, 'I don't know, but you're living better.' The goal in our groups is not to pretend you're going to make your cancer go away but to live well in the face of cancer.
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We'll make up our own guy with our own super powers. It will be an original thing, but people will be comfortable in that superhero world. It can't be a joke power, because you can't sustain it. We have a lot of rules you have to follow. If it's a joke power, it's a joke one time and can't continue to be funny. These will have to be real powers. I love the fact that Spider-Man got bitten by something and that gave him super powers. We're watching every movie that came out, and it's a genre that's ripe. Look at all the similarities in.. X-Men, Batman, Fantastic Four, Superman, all of them have common stories. I think there's something funny there, too.
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I've learned never to underestimate the sense of humor of a kid,.. But does it matter if the joke flies over a kid's head? No. As long as my girlfriend thinks it's funny, it stays.
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One of the city officers noticed that the inspection sticker on Mom's car was expired and gave her a ticket as a joke. But Dad wouldn't change it, and she had to go pay.
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Afterwards he had a little joke about it. He said, 'That's my team you've hampered'. But he's delighted we won. I think he's masterminding us beating Leeds next week so he's going to even out the score.
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Asking people to vote on matters that are kept secret from them is a farce. It's a joke to say you can operate a free government when the people don't know what's going on.
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Whenever I've called him over the last 12 months or so, he's never once complained. He's always got a joke
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[Nicknames: Augie, Tiger Woods. Quick-leaping gazelle of a big man sparks team-wide mirth with confusion about his race.] When I came here I didn't know what he was. People will ask: Is James black? Is he Asian?.. But then you see his parents and know he's white. We joke about it and call him Tiger Woods.
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When I got the call about the accident, I thought it was a joke,.. I argued with the paramedic who called. These things don't happen at 9: 20 in the morning.
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I think it's from high school when I played wide receiver and those thoughts haven't left my mind. I feel elusive. At SC I used to call myself a fat Reggie Bush. It was a joke Reggie and I had. I told him that if I was 200 pounds I might be doing the same things he's been doing.
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I was listening to the Democrats complain about this and calling it a joke. And some of the Republicans were saying it's a money pit. I'm hear to tell you this is a godsend for us.
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A well-rounded young man who was high spirited, every one loved him, loved to joke with him, talk with him he always had a good attitude.
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I was happy with my performance. But I was mad that I gave up that takedown. I hate to give up points. Everybody down here is good. No one's a joke and it will get tougher and tougher as we go.
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When he'd tell you a joke, you'd have to laugh because he was laughing so hard.
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We see a lot of these submissions being funny. We hope people are going to share these laughs together and why wouldn't you want to have a joke in your pocket?
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I talk to him on the phone all the time. We joke all the time. It's going to be a good game. I just can't wait.
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Life was but a joke and a dream, quite frankly. We were having a good time, and we were working very hard and the sessions were very light-hearted.
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This was a young man who had a very rough time growing up, but he never showed that, never complained. He always had a smile on his face, he liked to laugh and joke. He had no attitude about it at all. He never let people know the struggles he had.
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It becomes almost a social catalyst. Giving [consumers] something that is an inside joke is an essential ingredient.
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Most teams going into something like this would be uptight. We're just trying to stay relaxed. We joke during warm-ups.. Stay loose.
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On a Monday, they have church and the teachers speak to us and tell us that Christianity is not a joke and the world is very challenging. They're close to me. If I'm having problems, I can come to them.
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