My brother and I had a reputation for telling real bad jokes. We told the worst jokes in town. As a matter of fact, I was the only bartender in history who ever sold joke insurance. My jokes were so bad that when you walked in, if you gave me a dollar, I had to promise not to tell you any jokes... People, still to this day, whenever they see me, they walk up and try to hand me a dollar.
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Every car that I would buy, since I was married.. Linda and I would always say 'Okay, is this the new Blues-mobile. And that was just a joke that we had amongst each other, you know, 30 some years ago.
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There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
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If I'm paying those guys' salaries, I don't want them in there. It's a joke. Why do we even have replay officials if they're not going to call that?
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We all believed it was a big joke. They went out on a limb and said it was real effect and it might come from the changes in that intricate dance that electrons do around every molecule. This really annoyed me.
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There is a kind of laughter people laugh at public events, as if a joke were a charity auction and they want to be seen to be bidding.
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We reached the conclusion that if we didn't change our approach and go after them seriously, they would continue to make a joke out of us.
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I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness
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When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
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The old joke around here is we'll play the Russians on roller blades at the mall for a chance to keep playing at this time of year.
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I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One,.. Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'
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It can't be explained. Either you get it or you don't. It amounts to an inside joke for my readers.
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It's a joke. The Daily News is trying to destroy this gossip column, and Stern is a casualty of a paranoid billionaire who had an ax to grind with the Post.
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I get this call from Dave and he says we're going to reunite the band and play in front of 600 people. I began to realize this is no longer a joke, this is serious stuff!
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The old equipment wasn't appealing to the eye. It (the program) was thought of as a joke. (Now) we have a better working environment.. The changes may interest more people to come back and participate in the program.
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He'd come in, whether it was his joke or someone else's, it didn't matter, his laugh is what I still hear. It makes me smile.
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At one point, he told a Yiddish joke. Only one person in the audience got it.
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When we visit with Congressional offices, we are told again and again about the historic doubling of biomedical research funding that has occurred in the last decade. But for the as many as 7.5 million Americans with psoriasis, this doubling of funding at NIH is a cruel joke, because psoriasis research has actually been decimated during this time. People with psoriasis, and their loved ones, must step up and make their voices heard to get this reversed, or this incurable and often debilitating disease will continue to devastate lives for generations to come.
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I thought they were playing a joke on me. It's been different ever since.
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I'm just trying to get through today. This is a completely new experience. When they told me, I thought they were playing a joke on me.
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We thought he was kidding. Because he was the class clown. We just kept telling him, 'It's not even funny. Don't joke about it.' Nobody believed him.
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He would walk up to you if you were sad and make you joke and laugh.
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That was self-deprecating humor, intended ironically,.. And John Landis turned it into a gag. Every so often, he would stand up and announce, 'The Masters of Horror order dessert,' or 'The Masters of Horror leave to go bowling.' It became a running joke.
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A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got 'Full House,' it was, like, wow, he's playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in 'Full House.'
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