Some are born great, others achieve greatness.
shakespeare paraphrased
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
suicide paraphrased
It is a truth universally acknowledge that there will always be a gentleman to dance with, except at just the moment when you require one most.
dance gentlemen paraphrased
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
harry-dresden paraphrased discretion valor
When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.
libraries paraphrased librarians
Read like a butterfly, write like a bee.
on-writing paraphrased
Writing is 1 percent inspiration, and 99 percent elimination.
on-writing paraphrased brevity
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
duty conscience people political-philosophy political paraphrased
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
zombies paraphrased
Charity... Is the opium of the privileged.
charity paraphrased
We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear more and speak less.
listening paraphrased
If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, would he make a noise?
paradox paraphrased
It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers.
macabre simile paraphrased
Life is like a box of Hand grenades, You never know what will blow you to kingdom come
simile paraphrased
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a prom date.
funny humor high-school parody paraphrased
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
paraphrased
The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.
I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.
self-expression freedom-of-speech paraphrased
You can fool some people some times but you cant fool all the people all the time
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.
Time wounds all heels.
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else
As Jane Austen might have put it: It is a truth universally acknowledged that young protagonists in search of adventure must ditch their parents.
plot paraphrased
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