How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
funny humor road cross sign
I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying.. Caution Wide Load.
funny humor caution girlfriend dress fat sign
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
funny humor written signs sign
I saw a sign: Rest Area 25 Miles. That's pretty big. Somepeople must be really tired.
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
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The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name toLes.
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She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says caution wide load
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign
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The need to be right the sign of a vulgar mind.
mind sign
If you suffer, thank God It is a sure sign that you are alive.
suffer alive god sign
... If you're driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you see a sign that says Bridge Out, pray for some intellectual understanding of that message, or you're going to have an experience you'll never forget
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk
clean mind significance sign
A man's life is interesting primarily when he has failed I well know. For it is a sign that he has tried to surpass himself.
life interesting sign
Over-seriousness is a warning sign for mediocrity and bureaucratic thinking. People who are seriously committed to mastery and high performance are secure enough to lighten up.
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Who has not hopedTo outrage an enemy's dignityWho has not been sweptBy the wish to hurtAnd who has not thought that the impersonal worldDeserves no better than to be destroyedBy one fabulous sign of his displeasure
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Persecution was at least a sign of personal interest. Tolerance is composed of nine parts apathy to one of brotherly love.
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A sign of a celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
worth celebrity sign
I think it's them.. Men. They have no fortitude. They're always dying or skedaddling off at the first sign of trouble. So tell me this, who is left to pick up the pieces, ship the body. Clean out the closets Us And they have the audacity to call us the weaker sex.
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If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign
mind empty signs sign
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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It is a sign of contraction of the mind when it is content, or of weariness.
content mind sign
A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life.
life college person sign
Look at the bow in the cloud, in the very rain itself. That is a sign that the sun, though you cannot see it, is shining still that up above beyond the cloud is still sunlight and warmth and cloudless blue sky.
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I just have this feeling if I take pi, well past all this static, take pi to 10 million, 20 million digits, that I'll find something really incredible. Not just a pattern, not just an order, but a sign. A mathematical sign.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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