A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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When once a man has made celebrity necessary to his happiness, he has put it in the power of the weakest and most timourous malignity, if not to take away his satisfaction, at least to withhold it. His enemies may indulge their pride by airy negligence a
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A sign of a celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent.
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Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
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I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
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I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
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I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God.
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If I weren't as talented as I am ambitious, I would be a gross monstrosity.
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It is difficult to believe in a religion that places such a high premium on chastity and virginity.
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A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend
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I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.
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The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
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I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
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I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice.
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The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
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Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.
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When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
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Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.
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