I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of 9.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination.. Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
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It's easy to see, hard to foresee.
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People with great gifts are easy to find, but symmetrical and balanced ones never.
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That's my gift. I let that negativity roll off me like water off a duck's back. If it's not positive, I didn't hear it. If you can overcome that, fights are easy.
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If God has created the world, his primary worry was certainly not to make its understanding easy for us
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Keep working hard and you can get anything that you want. If God gave you the talent, you should go for it. But don't think it's going to be easy. It's hard!
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When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight.
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Growing up is never easy. You hold on to things that were. You wonder what's to come. But that night, I think we knew it was time to let go of what had been, and look ahead to what would be. Other days. New days. Days to come. The thing is, we didn't have to hate each other for getting older. We just had to forgive ourselves.. For growing up.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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If we only wanted to be happy, it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, and that is almost always difficult, since we think them happier than they are
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Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and of our miseries. A marriage of love is pleasant, of interest, easy, and where both meet, happy. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason, and
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It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
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It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.
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Not only does the passage of time produce knowledge, it also produces ignorance.. As the passage of time removes people with first-hand knowledge of an earlier era, they are replaced by people ignorant of those times and therefore easy targets for demagogues.
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Lie to a liar, for lies are his coin; Steal from a thief, for that is easy; lay a trap for a trickster and catch him at first attempt, but beware of an honest man
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Big ideas are so hard to recognize, so fragile, so easy to kill. Don't forget that, all of you who don't have them.
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Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice
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Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.
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America and its allies face many risks and problems in Iraq, but it is all too easy to snatch defeat from the jaws of uncertainty.
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All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing, You find you haven't got it
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I like to make people happy and please everyone at the same time, but it's not easy. I've got a really big heart, but sometimes it gets in the way and I trip over it!
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Most people do not receive nearly enough appreciation. How can this be when appreciation is free, easy, and readily available? All you have to do is speak. Go give some away now.
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A true leader must have enough backbone to stand alone - even when the crowd wants to take the easy road home. A true leader cannot be dependent on companionship for his or her security, but must learn to trust in God alone.
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Learning history is easy; learning its lessons seems almost impossibly difficult
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Learning is a weightless treasure you always carry easy
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