History, with all her volumes vast, Hath but one page.
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For the very first time the young are seeing history being made before it is censored by their elders.
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The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
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History suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom.
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History is the ship carrying living memories to the future.
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Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy.
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Strike from mankind the principle of faith and men would have no more history than a flock of sheep.
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History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning its two eyes are geography and chronology.
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If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
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The course of human history is determined, not by what happens in the skies, but what takes place in our hearts.
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The essential matter of history is not what happened but what people thought or said about it.
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There is a kind of character in thy life, That to the observer doth thy history Fully unfold.
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Crimes of which a people is ashamed constitute its real history. The same is true of man.
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People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.
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I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
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I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, no one drag is enough
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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
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I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction it was a misprint
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They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self', what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
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Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
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One time I went into a hotel, I asked the bellhop to handle my bag he felt up my wife.
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My wife made me join her bridge club.. I jump next Tuesday.
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My old man, I told him I'm tired of running around in circles, So he nailed my other foot to the floor.
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