I asked him Who said you could fool around with my wife he said everybody.
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My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely
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Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted, surprise me I said, so he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
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She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
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There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face it shows.
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My wife's got a face like a saint a Saint Bernard.
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She was so ugly that the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
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She was so ugly that she looks like she came second in a hatchet fight.
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She was so ugly that she has a face like a boiled boot and a tongue long enough to lace it up.
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She was so ugly that when two men broke into her apartment and she yelled rape they yelled nooooooo
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She was so ugly that they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
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She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
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She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs.
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She was so ugly that if you grab a dictionary and look under the word ugly you would see her picture.
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She was so ugly that she was known as a two bagger, one for you in case her bag breaks.
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She was so fat that when I hit her with my car she asked why I didn't go around her and I said that I didn't think I had enough gas.
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She was so fat that when guys have sex with her they ask for directions.
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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
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She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says caution wide load
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She was so fat that she wears a 'cross your thighs' bra
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She was so fat that she has her own postal code.
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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
She was so fat that when she got on the scale a card came out saying one at a time.
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She was so fat that after she sat on someone's lap we had to look for him in the crack of her ass.
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