My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs.
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I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking the owner, how big I'd get.
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I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.
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Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.
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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
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My pet, the world can forgive practically anything except people who mind their own business
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A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip
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So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face.
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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At a home, you have house pets. This is our home, so she's our house pet.
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If a prospective owner lives in an apartment, which can often be the case in a college town with so many students, we check with their rental agency to make sure that they are allowed to have a pet. We're very strict about who we adopt pets to.
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I always tell prospective new members to think of two-or-three pet projects they would like to do in the community. If you help with those projects, then you've gotten what you wanted out of it. Everything else is a bonus.
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APEC is overloaded with micro-issues, which has made it less attractive to the senior people, and the agenda has tended to take on pet projects of the host countries
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The list for exotic anoles or lizards found in Florida is increasing yearly. Most of these animals have pet trade connections, with additional entry opportunities due to cargo stowaways, plant industry and freight shipments and hurricanes.
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It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.
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We might start providing information which might lead to researchers in all sorts of fields thinking about... How these carbohydrates could be governing interactions that their pet cell types might be involved in.
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