Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world Like a Colossus, and we petty men Walk under his huge legs and peep about To find ourselves dishonorable graves. Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
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The best way of travel, however, if you aren't in any hurry at all, if you don't care where you are going, if you don't like to use your legs, if you don't want to be annoyed at all by any choice of directions, is in a balloon. In a balloon, you can decide only when to start, and usually when to stop. The rest is left entirely to nature.
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize in an examination. The question had been How many legs does a horse have He had answered, Three. When his mother asked how he had gotten the first prize, he replied that all the other children had said, Two.
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Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited love. You ask yourself, How did I get here What was it about Was it her smile Was it the way she crossed her legs, the turn of her ankle, the poignant vulnerability of her slender wrists What are these elusive and ephemeral things that ignite passion in the human heart That's an age old question. It's perfect food for thought on a bright midsummer's night.
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Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs.
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I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.
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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs.
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird He would have snapped 'em off short in a minute, like sticks of sealing wax.
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One has but to observe a community of beavers at work in a stream to understand the loss in his sagacity, balance, cooperation, competence, and purpose which Man has suffered since he rose up on his hind legs.. He began to chatter and he developed Reason, Thought, and Imagination, qualities which would get the smartest group of rabbits or orioles in the world into inextricable trouble overnight.
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There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs.
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A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
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The vote on the Peacekeeper is also a vote on Geneva. Rejecting the Peacekeeper will knock the legs out from under the negotiating table. (On importance of the MX missile)
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Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On intellectuals)
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
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The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman, any woman, with beautiful legs.
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More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
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At 34 she is an extremely beautiful woman, lavishly endowed by nature with a few flaws in the masterpiece: She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short and she has a slight potbelly. She has a wonderful bosom, though.
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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Hitting the ball was easy. Running around the bases was the tough part.I always loved the game, but when my legs weren't hurting it was a lot easier to love.
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[He considers me] just a uterus with legs.
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I'm having a bad day. I am not size six. My legs are not skinny as sticks, and dammit, someone's got to pay. I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself and that my happiness depends on someone else. I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall. You're so s
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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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