A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him
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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place
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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds
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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor
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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
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Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
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When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty
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