A blanket, when taken to the top of a mountain and laid flat, could be painted orange and used as a landing pad for when the aliens come to earth to save humanity. The only problem is, with it being painted orange, what if the construction workers arrive before the extraterrestrials?
Jarod Kintz
A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.?
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A brick can become a trip to Breckenridge, if you get hit on the head with one and get knocked unconscious.?
A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me to my bed, to keep me from falling asleep.?
A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick?
A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.?
A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.?
A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.?
A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole.?
A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option.?
The Italians say Chow. To them it means Bye, but to me it means food. Of the greetings, goodbye is the desert.?
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A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall.?
A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.?
A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of people warm. But not that warm.?
A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at it, you can blank out your mind and find peace within yourself.?
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