Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!.. They don't seem to care.
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Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
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In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.
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You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
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It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.
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Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.
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She'd also called me brave.. Unless she was talking to the catfish.
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It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
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She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.
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[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.
I said hello to the poodle.
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My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.
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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
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Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls. And not just regular bulls - bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn't bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.
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