Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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There has been a reevaluation of our slave philosophy that permitted us to be satisfied with the leftovers at the back door rather than demand a full serving at the family dinner table
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Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.
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Dinner was made for eating, not for talking
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Dinner at the Huntercombes possessed only two dramatic features: the wine was a farce and the food a tragedy
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper
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He that waits upon a fortune, is never sure of a dinner.
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The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse
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'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made
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Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.
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When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead
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Next time you go out for dinner, have a look around the table and if everyone is on your payroll, the chances are you have become a prick.
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Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
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It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.
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Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it (Proverbs 15: 17).
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Dinner at eight was okay<br/>before the toast full of gleams.<br/>It was great until those old magazines<br/>got us started up again.<br/>Actually it was probably me again.
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It strikes me as bad manners for a magazine to accept one of my advertisements and then attack it editorially - like inviting a man to dinner then spitting in his eye.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner.
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When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.
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Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy.
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