A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just 0,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.?
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A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would give scientists an insight into how fast I run.?
At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?
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I introduced myself thus: My name is Moscow Moonlove. My friends call me Moss, Cow, Moo, Moon, or Tigerpants.
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A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness?
A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.?
A brick could be used as the perfect response in one particular situation. Next time someone says, I love you, say nothing. Just grab a brick, cradle it with both hands like a kitten, and hold it out to the other person. Whether you want the other person to leave, or whether you want them to stay, the response works flawlessly every time.?
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
How many types of curtains can there be? When I asked the salesman this, he banged on the organ and bellowed with laughter. But I saw those feet fidgeting. He just didn't know.
A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.?
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A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.?
A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, Wow! This was one advanced society.?
A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it?
A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)?
One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be used to cover up their decomposing corpses.?
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A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water.?
Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
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Agatha was a woman. All women are mortal. Therefore, Agatha must be dead. -Orafoura
One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.?
A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conquer the world and control the globe through secret occult knowledge. Just ask the Masons.?
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.)?
Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.
A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.?
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