American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.
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Incestuous, homogeneous fiefdoms of self-proclaimed expertise are always rank-closing and mutually self-defending, above all else.
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The American people are fed up.. With political posturing.' True, but also an example of political posturing.
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Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!
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I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings.
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Because of racism, he can't govern effectively' is not a great argument for re-election.
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Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring
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Memo to extreme partisans: If you can't bring yourselves to love your enemies, can you at least learn to hate your friends?
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Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
It's common to go from 'crashing the gate' to guarding it.
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A number I'd love to know: the % of those now saying 'we have to vote Obama to stop an attack on Iran' who will support one if Obama does it.
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As always, imagine how great the press corps would be if it devoted 1/1000th the energy to dissecting non-sex political wrongdoing
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When journalists are 'accused' of being 'advocates', that means: challenging and deviating from DC orthodoxies.
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There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. Since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
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They're called 'facts', and my role is to amplify those, not cheerlead. And I don't care at all what you think of my motives.
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Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.
I'd like to vote for the candidate similar to the one the Right absurdly claims Obama is.
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For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election.
It's when the 'international community' expresses 'concern' about your 'situation' that your situation is well and truly fucked.
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Terrorist', noun: 1. Someone my government tells me is a terrorist; 2. Someone my President decides to kill.
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We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
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If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
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@bobbybaird i'm a writer, so are you. We try to compose our thoughts and words for effect as well as sense. Vain of us? A bit.
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Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
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One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.
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