It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.
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Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.
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I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
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Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.?
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33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.?
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My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica??
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My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.?
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On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.?
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A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat.?
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A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling.?
When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.
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A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.?
A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society.?
A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just 0,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.?
A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would give scientists an insight into how fast I run.?
A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness?
A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.?
A brick could be used as the perfect response in one particular situation. Next time someone says, I love you, say nothing. Just grab a brick, cradle it with both hands like a kitten, and hold it out to the other person. Whether you want the other person to leave, or whether you want them to stay, the response works flawlessly every time.?
When you're truly awesome, you know that it's actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.
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A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.?
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A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.?
A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, Wow! This was one advanced society.?
A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it?
A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)?
One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be used to cover up their decomposing corpses.?
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