The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
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I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
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Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.
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When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
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It's not what we eat but what we digest that makes us strong; not what we gain but what we save that makes us rich; not what we read but what we remember that makes us learned; and not what we profess but what we practice that gives us integrity.
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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
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If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
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Your lifestyle - how you live, eat, emote, and think - determines your health. To prevent disease, you may have to change how you live.
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I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
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No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it.
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My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.
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It is true you cannot eat freedom and you cannot power machinery with democracy. But then neither can political prisoners turn on the light in the cells of a dictatorship.
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Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; Democrats step on the bugs. Democrats eat the fish they catch; Republicans stuff 'em and hang 'em on the wall.
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Off the field I like to go out, but not too much. I love to dress well, love Italian fashion. And I like to eat well. But in general I'm a simple guy. Cars are not my great passion, but I think it's important to have the best. To me, music is a must;
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Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
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I cannot eat but little meat - My stomach is not good; but sure I think that I can drink - with him that wears a hood
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Eat - well is drink - well's brother
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Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
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Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
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If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him.. The people who give you their food give you their heart.
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When walking, walk. When eating, eat.
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Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat - And let the Lord be thanked.
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The right time to eat is: for a rich man when he is hungry, for a poor man when he has something to eat
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