Jack's doctors have told him he is crazy but, the truth is, it's the Voices who are crazy, not him.
dream humorous madness
[how can anyone] be silly enough to think himself better than other people, because his clothes are made of finer woolen thread than theirs. After all, those fine clothes were once worn by a sheep, and they never turned it into anything better than a sheep.
clothing fashion humorous renaissance
DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we doWith their legs?
feminism humorous
When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no one could eat, not the children, not the cow.
mistakes food historical humorous
She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.
funny humor growing-up humorous teenagers teens immaturity
Why does everything so bad for you always taste so dreamy?
humorous
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face.
Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren't still ablaze in the flames that had blasted the ghoul's head off moments before.'what the hell was that?' I gasped.'Premature inflammation,' He replied. 'Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don't like to talk about it.'
I can be a regular bitch. Just try me.
Scrawny little mundane bastard.
It was strange and amusing.. And, honestly, a bit embarrassing.. To realize how much being near Bella had softened me. It seemed like no one was afraid of me any more. If Emmett found out about this, he would be laughing for the next century.
Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in nature is on my list of least favorite things. You tigers, and men in general, have it so much easier than us girls.
There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.
On the morning in question, she wore white shorts and a pink T-shirt that featured a green dragon breathing a fire of orange glitter. It is difficult to explain how awesome I found this T-shirt at the time.
I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.
funny humor humorous threats
She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.
Do you know why Satan is so angry all the time, Because whenever he works a particularly clever bit of mischief God uses it to serve his own Rigteous purposes. So God uses wicked people as his tools? God gives us the freedom to to do great evil, if we choose, Then He uses his own freedom to create goodness out of that evil, for that is what He chooses. So, in the long run, God always wins? Yes, in the short run though it Can be uncomfortable.
inspirational humorous
Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.
Just Echo.
cute humorous echo
SHUT UP!.. PADDLE!
Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.
I should think this a gull, but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it; knavery cannot, sure, hide himself in such reverence.
So here's my theory, and this is such crap science, I don't have to tell you. It's science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality.
Oh, you know what bloggers are like, they write and write and write. I don't know why, because they're not being paid.
psychology humorous
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