After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one's head against the universe until something gives?
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Love, stupidity and imagination have no limits
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For the moment we might very well can them DUNNOS (for Dark Unknown Nonreflective Nondetectable Objects Somewhere).
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If I could pray with my dick, I 'd be much more religious
I'm very much afraid I didn't mean anything but nonsense.
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Of course I began to see Nikki, which was strange because I was staring into Danny's eyes, and Danny is a six-foot-three black man who looks nothing like my ex-wife.
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Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same
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What's not to like about weightlifting?
I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.
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My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.
The last time Ranulf had run into Sulien, the older man had called him a misbegotten English Judas and spat onto the ground at his feet. Yet now that same man was approaching the bed with a jovial smile, so apparently pleased to see the Judas again that Ranulf half-expected him to announce that a fatted calf had been killed in his honor.
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.
Shee-it, you people have all the fun. You guys are givin' people strokes and havin' sex parties and doin' rescues while I'm off gallivantin' in the forest, shootin' at some stupid dang targets.
Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.
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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.
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In a French accent developed through a lifetime of using English I said, 'Hello sir, I would like to row the English Channel in a bath please.'What actually arrived in the ear of the French Navy man was, 'Hello sire, I would like to fight a condom across a bath if you please.
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It was a sphincter at the top of a black bowl. A fitting commentary on the FAYZ, Diana thought. A giant sphincter.
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As my lawyer dad would say, I had breached a contract with the devil.
On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on your drinnk between drafts, hot beer is a thing you come to appreciate.
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We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.
If I had free will, I would choose to be funnier.
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I phoned the Admiral back.'It's no use, Admiral, the French speak nothing but French.'There was a short pause on the end of the line then his voice rattled into life like a sabre.'They're lying, Tim!''What?''The French Navy must by law speak English, as English is the international maritime language of the sea.''Has anyone told the French that?'The line went dead for a moment before he thundered, 'Yes Nelson. At the battle of Trafalgar.'I tried to stifle an irresistibly British giggle not knowing if the Admiral was making a joke or not. I got it right. He was serious.
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To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.
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Bonjour, the Embassy of France''Ah, bonjour, excuse me for asking but where is the French Coastguard?''At the coast. Guarding.
There's no Coastguard in France. They let the French Navy do it. They have to give them something to do. It's not good for national pride to have to disband it so they turned it into a Coastguard. I think it does a few other bits and bobs too.
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