I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times.
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
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I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified.
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New York is a granite beehive, where people jostle and whir like molecules in an overheated jar. Houston is six suburbs in search of a center.
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New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
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Every person on the streets of New York is a type. The city is one big theater where everyone is on display.
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One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years
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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?
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New York is the perfect model of a city, not the model of a perfect city.
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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, I'd like a card. He says, You have to prove you're a citizen of New York. So I stabbed him.
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In Washington, the first thing people tell you is what their job is. In Los Angeles you learn their star sign. In Houston you're told how rich they are. And in New York they tell you what their rent is.
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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much.. The wheel, New York, wars and so on.. While all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man.. For precisely the same reason.
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I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question.
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A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
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New York Taxi Rules: <br/>1. Driver speaks no English.<br/>2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.<br/>3. Driver hates you.
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I can't wait to get back to New York City where at least when I walk down the streat, no one ever hesitates to tell me exactly what they think of me.
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They say life's what happens when you're busy making other plans. But sometimes in New York, life is what happens when you're waiting for a table.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
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It couldn't have happened anywhere but in little old New York.
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When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
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Each man reads his own meaning into New York
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Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.
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New York: the only city where people make radio requests like This is for Tina - I'm sorry I stabbed you
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The present in New York is so powerful that the past is lost.
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