O Winter ruler of the inverted year,... I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know.
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Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon, and suddenly looked up to realize that the leaves have practically all gone And the sun has set and the day gone before you knew it and with that a cold wind blows across the landscape That's retirement.
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Blest hour! It was a luxury to be!
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too.
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O blest retirement, friend to life's decline, Retreats from care that never must be mine, How happy he who crowns, in shades like these, A youth of labor, with an age of ease; Who quits a world where strong temptations try, And, since 't is hard to combat
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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley left, how Sears felt when Roebuck left, and, of course, how Dan Rather felt when Connie left. (at Robert MacNeil's retirement dinner)
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Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.
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Will you still need me, will you still feed me. When I'm sixty-four?
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For him in vain the envious seasons roll, Who bears eternal summer in his soul.
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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
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I don't feel any age. Age starts in your mind and in the mind of others.
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If youth knew; if age could.
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The appearance and retirement of actors are the great events of the theatrical world; and their first performances fill the pit with conjecture and prognostication, as the first actions of a new monarch agitate nations with hope and fear
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To retire is to begin to die
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The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime
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They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating..<br/><br/><br/>.. And you finish off as an orgasm.
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Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
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Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
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