A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.?
Jarod Kintz
A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at it, you can blank out your mind and find peace within yourself.?
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A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.?
A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick wall.?
The word Building makes a completed structure seem under construction. Once a building is finished, it should be called a Built. Similarly, a brick is complete in and of itself, but it is also a part of the process of building, and a part of the end result, a newly constructed built.?
A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.?
A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightly news. Not only would it be more honest, but it also would be more entertaining and thought provoking.?
A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby.?
A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch.?
A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and my new best guy friend.?
She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.?
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I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time.?
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A gas station pump/jukebox. Look, my car runs on 80s music!
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Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice??
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Salmon swim against my stream of consciousness.
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