The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
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Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.
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Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
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Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
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Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window
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The cat has nine lives: three for playing, three for straying, three for staying
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When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
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Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it
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Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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A cat pent up becomes a lion
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Men! The only animal in the world to fear.
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A good dog does not block the road
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If only cats grew into kittens.
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Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use
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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
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The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
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Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
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Women and birds are able to see without turning their heads, and that is indeed a necessary provision for they are both surrounded by enemies
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Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
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