Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
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Children will watch anything, and when a broadcaster uses crime and violence and other shoddy devices to monopolize a child's attention, it's worse than taking candy from a baby. It is taking precious time from the process of growing up.
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots.. And all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me.. 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.'.. Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.'.. Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose!.. What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of Behind Blue Eyes by The Who) No one knows what it's like.. To be a dustbin.. In Shafsbry.. With hooligans..' What the HELL are you talkin' about? Hooligans? Roughians? Speak English! It's Crypt, Blood. I mean, I'm sure it's a serious thing, Hooligans, but it just sounds stupid, doesn't it? I picture a bunch of pale guys with pennyloafers and no socks. (to a tune) 'We're the hooligans!' (Sound of knocking dustbin over) 'Come here, you fuckers, come here.' 'Nope! Got-to catch us! If you corner me I might become a scalliwag!'.. It doesn't sound scary at all, does it? They have proper crime there. I'd love to put the hooligans up against the Bloods in LA.. That would be a short gang battle. (To a tune, again) 'We're the hooligans!' (sound of dustbin knocking over)-- (boom boom boom *gunshots*). '.. Huh? Hoola-somethin', I didn't catch it all. Mothafucka danced up to me and patted me on the head. Pale mothafucka, look at that thing.' It wouldn't be a long gang battle. I'm bettin' on the Bloods.
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The accomplice to the crime of corruption is frequently our own indifference
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If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous that the public will not forgive it.
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He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it.
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The punishment of criminals should be of use; when a man is hanged he is good for nothing
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Society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it
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The worst crime is faking it
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The greatest crimes do not arise from a want of feeling for others but from an over-sensibility for ourselves and an over-indulgence to our own desires
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He who profits by a crime commits it
If you share your friend's crime, you make it your own
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The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
People always ask me, Where were you when Kennedy was shot? Well, I don't have an alibi.
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Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
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Too much mercy.. Often resulted in further crimes which were fatal to innocent victims who need not have been victims if justice had been put first and mercy second.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business
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The greatest crimes are to associate another with God, to vex your father and mother, to murder your own species, to commit suicide, and to swear to lie
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Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.
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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
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The real significance of crime is in its being a breach of faith with the community of mankind
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Not failure, but low aim, is crime.
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Fear follows crime, and is its punishment
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Poverty may be the mother of crime, but lack of good sense is the father
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There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
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