I went down to the store and bought some blank cassette tapes. When I got home I put one in my cassette deck and turned it upfull blast. I was walking around my house when I heard a knockon my door. It was my neighbor complaining about thenoise.. He's a mime.
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I went down the street to the 24hour grocery. When I gotthere, the guy was locking the front door. I said, Hey, thesign says you're open 24 hours. He said, Yes, but not in arow.
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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
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On Halloween. The parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year. One kid tried to rip my face off! Now it's different. When I answer the door the kids hand me candy.
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I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up mySalvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists tryingto make a circle on an EtchaSketch, and I headed for thehighway and began hitching. Within three minutes I got pickedup by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand newcars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, I don't have much room up here, why don't you getinto one of the cars out back. So I did. And he was reallyinto picking people up because he picked up 19 more. We all hadour own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all gotspeeding tickets.
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A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over andreturned a cup of sugar. You didn't borrow this. I will.
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I moved into an allelectric house. I forgot and left the porchlight on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
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Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the door we never opened Into the rosegarden. My words echo Thus, in your mind.
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The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963. It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out.
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
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A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door.
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There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets in the future.
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The real 196s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963.. It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out.
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If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
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If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.
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Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
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He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
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Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man's cottage door and at the palaces of kings.
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He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door.
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Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.
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You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are but you must approach each man by the right door.
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Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
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