Women are from stars, men are from penis.
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
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God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time
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There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
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There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
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Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.
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Very small penis, and no money
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How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
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Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?
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It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.
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The guy comes into the jail with a catheter sticking out the end of his (penis), you'd think they'd do something about it! This is totally inhumane. He's been tortured for days for no reason.
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For a man, good blood flow to the penis is sufficient. For a woman, concentration has to be given to the nerve pathways. Blood flow alone is not enough. Sensation has to be intensified.
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By Hays' reasoning, penetrating a rectum with a penis is a violation of how God meant humans to function. However, penetrating a human body with a sword, a common way to kill people in biblical times, is acceptable. Apparently human bodies were designed to be penetrated by metal implements, but not by flesh.
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In 1800s Paris, women were prohibited from studying the nude human form, because this would've ruined the wedding-night surprise. (Surprise! It's a penis.)
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If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?
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I told my doctor my penis was as thin as a spaghetti noodle. I asked if there was anything I could do to bulk it up, and he said, Yeah, tell your girl to twirl it on a fork before she puts it in her mouth.
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I belong, and my penis, it be long.?
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On the card I wrote, Thinking of you, and the picture was of my erect penis. I hope my local congressman got it OK.?
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If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a handshake at business meetings?
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A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.?
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Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.
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Now he had chanced on one of he standard hard-on sessions of the shower, as on both sides of him and across the room three queens sported horizontal members which they turned around from time to time to conceal or display, barely exchanging looks as they resolved. The old men took no interest in this activity, knowing perhaps from long experience that it rarely meant anything or led anywhere, was a brief and helpless surrender to the forcing-house of the shower. In a few seconds the hard-on might pass from one end of the room to the other with the foolish perfection of a Busby Berkeley routine.
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I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a cucumber.?
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