Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
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Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
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Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
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If you wished to be loved, love.
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I shut my eyes in order to see.
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The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.
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To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called making love. Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said sex is good. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
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Adventure is the essence of life.
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Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
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Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.
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I get to be a kid now, because I wasn't a kid when I was supposed to be one. But in some ways, I'm like an old woman-lived it, seen it, done it, been there, have the T-shirt.
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The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
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You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil.
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I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
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I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God.
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If I weren't as talented as I am ambitious, I would be a gross monstrosity.
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