If you can dream it, you can do it.
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If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
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I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.
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Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice.
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Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.
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When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
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Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.
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I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
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Wal-mart.. Do they like make walls there?
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I don't really think, I just walk.
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That's hot!
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Who are you wearing?
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This is Earth. Isn't it hot?
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You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I'm more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl.
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Common sense is very uncommon.
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