Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
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Why one man rather than another? It was odd. You find yourself involved with a fellow for life just because he was the one that you met when you were nineteen.
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Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.
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Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
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I like men who have a future and women who have a past
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The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.
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It takes people a long time to learn the difference between talent and genius, especially ambitious young men and women.
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The simplest of women are wonderful liars who can extricate themselves from the most difficult dilemmas with a skill bordering on genius.
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Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift
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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage
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If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?
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Next to God, we are indebted to women, first for life itself, and then for making it worth having
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God is for men and religion is for women
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In the faces of men and women I see God
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