A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I told him I want a second opinion. He said okay you're ugly too.
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him.. If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.. He said.. All right.. You're ugly too!
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
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If I'm a cruel satirist at least I'm not a hyprocrite: I never judge what other people do. Neither a politician nor a priest, I never censor what others do. Neither a philospher nor a psychiatrist, I never bother trying to analyze or resolve my fears and neuroses.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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Seaver, who was a psychiatrist, would have reprimanded his children. It's the child's role in the family to take care of the dog... Growing Pains
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Four times I looked for psychiatric help, and each time I arrived at the inescapable conclusion that the psychiatrist was crazier than I was.
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I did LSD in the hospital, never on my own. I did it in a controlled environment to try to find things out about myself.... A psychiatrist told me I should take some LSD trips.
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She needs a psychiatrist. Her narcissism and the need to feel important has caused a black hole in the character that can only be filled with abnormal human experience. It is clear that she thrives in the spotlight Oscar has generated from these horrible murders.
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We had this drug dealer, but instead of him selling street drugs, we said, 'Let's have him selling prescription drugs,'.. That works so well for the movie because one of the teenager's fathers is a psychiatrist. He'll be prescribing what kids are already taking from their friends, so that's how the plot evolved. It wasn't until the last few months, that we went on this word-of-mouth tour and started showing the movie and talking to people, that we realized the story is not surreal anymore.
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He's back where he belongs. He spent some time on the couch with the psychiatrist and now he is out of the rubber room. He has all the ability in the world. But he thrives at home, he has been much better since we got him home from The Meadowlands. He really did not like the heat.
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A psychiatrist is a man who goes to the Folies-Bergère and looks at the audience
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[The emphasis today is on relatively low-tech screens for signs of incipient chronic disease -- adult-onset diabetes, hypertension and heart disease, cancer and the like. To help doctors track these indicators, the preventive services task force revises its guidelines continuously. Recently, for example, the task force recommended that doctors screen patients for depression. The screen is simple, almost a casual conversation --] How's work? Are you feeling stressed? Are you sleeping?.. Many people who are depressed don't go to a psychiatrist looking for insight. Most are seen in primary-care situations.
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What if, under that hypothetical scenario, they called in a dermatologist, an obstetrician and a psychiatrist.
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We have (integrated evaluation and planning) clinics scheduled the first Thursday of every month at Peoples Community Health Clinic and more often if needed. In addition to the (integrated evaluation and planning) clinics, the Child Health Specialty Clinic child psychiatrist is available in Waterloo via the Web cam at Peoples.
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I'm her treating psychiatrist, and she did not know right from wrong.
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As a psychiatrist, as a human, as a musician, I know how music can bring people together. In this case, to give a sense of community so that children will learn a song about their city that they will know and sing the rest of their lives.
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Victims' assistance wanted to give me 0,000 to go talk to a shrink or psychiatrist about it,.. But I got to thinking about it and realized I got my therapy right here.
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No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist
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