Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first??
Jarod Kintz
I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.
funny humor greatness writing absurd clones ink
Ireland is probably named the Emerald Isle because there are lots of precious stones found there, such as sapphires and rubies.?
absurd ireland
Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.
business sex absurd
He was a man I came to respect. Not because he wore Ziploc bags for socks (he had sweaty feet), but because he also kept his sandwiches warming there while he walked.
respect absurd
I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.
sunset absurd
I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.
football sex absurd
I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That should help raze a million bucks.
guns absurd hunting
The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?
absurd silly
Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, Orafoura.
honor theology absurd
A gas station pump/jukebox. Look, my car runs on 80s music!
dream absurd surreal
I am nine fifteen feet tall. I mean nine fifteen time tall. I measure height with my watch.
funny humor absurd strange
treasure absurd nonsense map
-My son was 32 when he died.?-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?
absurd
Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice??
sleep random preparation moon sleeping absurd surreal strange warmth bizarre
A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drinking a thermos full of epidermis, and I thought, this must be what love feels like.?
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