A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.
Jarod Kintz
Question for your life: What is the price of love, and would you rather tally it with an abacus or an early 90s calculator watch?
life value price
Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead of dressing. It was like cabbage soup without the dignity.?
dignity water punishment dinner
If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to find out! Bring a friend, but not a lumberjack.?
water penis
Question for your life: If love existed an octave above where your vocal range ended, would you buy a dog whistle to get my attention?
life voice attention question
The idea of adultery is like a soccer ball. Yeah, you might kick it around for a while, but if you actually wind up scoring, you get slapped with a huge penalty.
cheating
I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my graphic design classes tried to teach us how to use Photoshop and Illistrator by showing the class demonstration video clips. You know, exactly like the kind you can watch for free on Youtube, except these video clips cost me thousands of dollars to watch. I felt like I paid a lot of money to learn martial arts, only to show up to find the instructor is fat, sluggish, and cowardly, and he tries to overcome that by trying to teach us how to fight by showing us Chuck Norris movies. (Fact: Chuck Norris could teach me how to fight without even bothering to show up to class).
college university class debt professor illustrator
The pinnacle of every conversation is coming to the point.
conversation
This is my logo for Bethany
design logo
I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.
horses whisper
I used to have straw-colored hair. Horses loved it.
horses hair
prison consumerism shopping cage
Heard, Seen, and Dunn et al.
clever witty
Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruction instead of soda, would you grab an extra large cup?
destruction destroy
I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret but so is the fact that she admires me.?
women admiration identity absurd fact
A woman in a box a great gift for the husband who has everything.?
women men present gift husband everything
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