In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.?
Jarod Kintz
One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.
regret
An invisible wall of super condensed jelly would make a great shield to stop bullets and sarcasm.?
protection sarcasm defense invisible protect
I still remember my middle school locker combination. Maybe I should go back to my old locker to see if I left my innocence in there.?
innocence school
If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.?
secrets secret alcohol drink
Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipples.
funny humor secrets universe
The fastest way for me to achieve self-improvement is with The Opponent Apparatus (my clone).
self-improvement clone
We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3: 00, and then again at 3: 03. (I have the stamina of a water lily).?
flower sex
She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, With you, or in general?
sex
rest sex bed
I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.?
sex babies
My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.
Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.
possibilities sex impossible possible
I like cream and sugar in my sleep.
funny sleep humor sleeping
If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.
sleep talking conversation boring
Sometimes I retreat into sleep to advance my mood.?
sleep
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