Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
funny humor clever wit witty wordplay humour
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account..
funny inspiration life depression humorous artist wit witty
From time to timeI once wondered how one wanders from time to timeAnd think up the paradox lineSpeak of Epoch's crimeOh I lied, it hasn't happened yetBut bet you better believe it's such a habit thatI just said that in a past mindset
wonder poetry crime travel imagination paradox truth time fantasy lies lyrics curiosity lying wondering time-travel witty rhyme wandering
When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.
funny sleep humor appearance minority majority life wisdom popularity intelligence people mind society genius individuality creativity humanity world different clever conscious artist individual insanity witty sanity crazy weird being-different brain unconscious insane craziness strange asleep mentality popular funny-but-true misunderstood normal odd outcast
Everything at some point has been declared the root of all evil.
funny humor obscurity uncertainty humanity confusion morality sin evil good clever impulse bad beginning witty immorality everything abstraction funny-but-true righteous
.. Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.
music religion soul witty blues
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
politics witty alcohol
The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
reading funny humor witty
It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.
romance witty
You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you.
truth pride purity clever self-control humility arrogance humble wit witty pure self-righteousness wordplay worst self-importance best worse
I don't pretend to know everything; I just only speak on matters I know I'll win.
life wisdom inspire knowledge wise clever speech winning witty speak pretending certainty freedom-of-thought prudence
Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.
women determination witty
It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!.. That's a real talent
funny talent humor witty ships absurd thing
Allow me to introduce my associate, young Master Gallas. This is Doctor Onwar Stolzen. He possesses hands of exceptional skill, but not only for mending. You see, he understands the body- what bonds hold it together and what is necessary to separate those bonds.
fantasy children clever witty
Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are.
humorous witty truthful
(About a cookbook..)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor.. But they ends up Tarts.
funny humor satire humorous wit witty funny-and-random
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
generosity pride witty vanity
Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.
funny humor dark witty sarcasm
Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.
witty sarcasm
Well, with that filly in my line of vision blushing like a virgin, something in me was bound to stand at attention. And my walking legs were occupied.
competition game witty contemporary-romance sexy sport tennis
Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear.. Nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.
gay witty
The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation.
internet witty
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
wit witty
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.
smart dexter witty blood dark-humor
The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
insult witty simile
Showing 76 to 100 of 126 results
You must log in to post a comment.
There are no comments yet.