Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
funny humor hungry
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
funny humor cemetery
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
funny humor eat animal
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
funny humor sheep
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
funny humor age
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
funny humor silent
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
funny humor sound forest
If you're crosseyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
funny humor read
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
funny humor ship
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
funny humor lights drive night funeral
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
funny humor success book
Is it possible to be totally partial?
funny humor
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
funny humor word
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Can fat people go skinnydipping?
funny humor people fat
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
funny humor inside
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God.. I could be eating a slow learner.
funny humor world eating sea realize god halfway
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. You know a cow was murdered for that jacket'? She sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too!
funny humor lady kill
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I only have photographs of her.
funny humor people beautiful mother photographs animal walls attractive
TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a bloodstained Tshirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
funny humor problem tv
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
funny humor ability age language animals afraid linguistics planet professor thing
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
funny humor door matter
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing,a bank robbery has just taken place.
funny humor place arguing
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is.
funny humor walking today day
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
funny humor idiot
Showing 301 to 325 of 10924 results
You must log in to post a comment.
There are no comments yet.