Peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale.. If somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world.. Somebody lied.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'
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Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I'll have the cream of sum yung guy.
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Jean Grey Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home.. They marry the good guy.
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The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
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Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider.
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I never have a realistic sense of self. I either think everything I do is terrible and I'm the worst guy on the planet, or from time to time I'll think I'm the greatest gift to music and the coolest guy who ever lived, but that happens maybe an hour out of the week. Some days I'm more concerned with how my hair looks than what my guitar sounds like.
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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank
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My defenses were so great. The cocky rock and roll hero who knows all the answers was actually a terrified guy who didn't know how to cry. Simple.
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Trent I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, bad man.
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To me, he's a hero,.. He's not polite. He's not someone you want to take home to meet your mother, necessarily. This is a guy in search of truth. Incidentally, that truth one day could save your life or the life of someone you love. That's a heroic thing.
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If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.
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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
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In just two weeks, Bill Clinton will no longer be President of the United States. He'll just be another chubby, middle-aged guy annoying the waitresses at Hooters.
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The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being, the American wants to be considered a good guy.
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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
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The difference between winning nineteen games and winning twenty for a pitcher is bigger than anyone out of baseball realizes. It's the same for hitters - someone who hits.300 looks back on the guy who batted.295 and says 'tough luck buddy.
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If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
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I do not believe that artists or actors and people should be out there like voicing their full-blown opinions on politics because, let's face it, at the end of the day, I'm not that smart of a guy. I play Rock 'n' Roll, that's what I do. Who would you trust to make your decisions, Donald Rumsfeld or the Dixie Chicks?
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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