Ferris Cameron has never been in love at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end all, be all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
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John Connor No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say affirmative, or some shit like that. You say no problemo. And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say eat me. And if you want to shine them on it's hasta la vista, baby.
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Samir No, not again. I.. Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
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Ricky See thats what I'm talking about bobby, first class. You've got to get used to this my man, you deserve it. Hey ladies, you missed out on staying at the SoHo Grand on this trip you know what I mean. Listen, I'd offer you a ride in my limo, but I got to stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, don't want to wrinkle anything.
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Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
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Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
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Lee Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to know it's shit.
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
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Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.. All you do is say what the shit does, and add er. I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher..I'm going on break.
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What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame! It's a street.. It's a way to open shit..
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Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can't nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.
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Shit is the tofu of cursing.
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You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!
The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh!<br/>Will: She woke herself up?<br/>Sean: Ah..! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff.<br/><br/>~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
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Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.
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Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan.
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I am ready for whatever's coming. I expect nothing but to be let down or turned away. I am alone. Goddamn. The shit hurts sometimes, but I realize what I am, what I have become. The alien man waved his arms up and down and noticed that he couldn't wave in the right language so he stopped.
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Why am I compelled to write?.. Because the world I create in the writing compensates for what the real world does not give me. By writing I put order in the world, give it a handle so I can grasp it. I write because life does not appease my appetites and anger.. To become more intimate with myself and you. To discover myself, to preserve myself, to make myself, to achieve self-autonomy. To dispell the myths that I am a mad prophet or a poor suffering soul. To convince myself that I am worthy and that what I have to say is not a pile of shit.. Finally I write because I'm scared of writing, but I'm more scared of not writing.
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You have a top lifestyle, but shit money!
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A lot of bands talk shit about us.
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I personally never really play big venues (as a solo act). When you play big shows with bigger scenes, it's the same in the way that every stage is the same; it's like this sacred spot. But the bigger shows are a little more surreal. There's a rapport that the artist you're playing with has developed with the audience on a large level, in this case, Dave. Any song he's gonna play, they're gonna love it, because they know his shit.
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How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb shit
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