What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.
If you choose the company of arseholes.. Expect shit.
Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.?
If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit
One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
He is so rich, he has no room to shit.
When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.
My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.
Oh shit it's shit
We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.
It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.