What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
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Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.
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If you choose the company of arseholes.. Expect shit.
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Hoo-leee shite!
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Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.?
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If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit
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One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!
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There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
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He is so rich, he has no room to shit.
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When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.
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My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.
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Oh shit it's shit
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We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.
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It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.
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